Hey there Mr. Ellie Fhant.

come take a seat next to me.

I know you're standing in the room

And easy enough to see

So pull up a chair

and pour yourself a cup

They'll ignore your company

over-chatting as a cover up

I can hear you stomping

I can feel your weight

I can see you grinning

I know our fate

Mr. Ellie Fhant.

You're THE elephant

standing in the room.

Mr. Ellie Fhant

You're the main event

They'll have to acknowledge you soon.